Author's Note: You want a comment? I got one for you...MIRAI TRUNKS ROCKS!!

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Vegeta slammed the door on the hyperbolic time chamber shut. "SIT DOWN!" he shouted to Trunks suddenly. Trunks, being the disciplined youth that he was, sat down at a desk, which Vegeta had formed out of nowhere.

"I'm ashamed of you, boy," Vegeta said, pacing back and forth, "So I, Vegeta, Prince, or King, actually, of ALL Saiya-jin, am going to teach you the proper way of being a Saiya-jin."

"Aren't we supposed to be training?" Trunks asked.

"NO!" Vegeta shouted, "WE HAVE A YEAR IN HERE, REMEMBER? I'LL USE IT THE WAY I SEE FIT! I CANT STAND SEEING MY BRAT BEING SUCH A DISGRACE TO THE SAIYA-JIN RACE! So, you. Start taking notes. I'm going to teach you."

"Okay, Father," Trunks said, pulling out a notebook.

"The first section: general behavior. Letter A: Never refer to Goku as Goku, but as Kakarott. Only Kakarott. NEVER Goku. Got that?"

"Yes, Father," Trunks said, jotting it down in the notebook.

"Good. Letter B: Gohan is NOT to be referred to as Gohan. It is Kakarott's brat. However, if there is a miracle on his part, which is Kakarott's fault, and he becomes stronger than you do, then you may refer to him as Gohan. Letter C: Do not call Bulma Bulma. It is simply Woman, or in the case that it is overused, Whats-her-name will suffice. When speaking to her, she is Woman, but when speaking to others about her, she is That Woman. Only refer to her as Bulma when you are certain annoying her further will put your life on this planet in certain danger. Got that?"

"Yes," Trunks said.

"Letter C: Krillan. He is NOT Krillan. You will call him Baldy, or Shrimp, or Chrome Dome, or any other insult pertaining to being bald or short, of which he is both. However, since he is so insignificant, you are allowed to refer to him as Krillan a maximum of three times per month. Now, on to part 2, Kakarott. If Kakarott buys you a birthday present, then you insult him by saying, Kakarott! How dare you give me such a pile of garbage! How dare you make a mockery of me! Letter B. If Kakarott gives you a Christmas present, refer to part 2 rule A. Letter C. If Kakarott invites you to a party, you arrive with no presents, be sure to be anti-social, and be sure to insult him. At least five times per hour. Letter D. If there is any sort of mishap that Kakarott has surpassed you, which will NEVER happen because you are MY son, be sure not to acknowledge such an event has taken place. Have you got all this down, boy?"

"Yes sir!" Trunks said.

"Good. Part 3. Letter A. NOTHING is your fault. It's most certainly not MY fault, either. Everything is Kakarott's fault. Letter B. When accusing Kakarott of his fault, never say, KAKAROTT! THIS IS YOUR FAULT! because it is simply not mean enough. You shall say, CURSE YOU KAKAROTT! THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! However, you may insult him any way after stating the CURSE YOU KAKAROTT, but the CURSE YOU KAKAROTT must be present. Understand?"

"Yes," Trunks said, continuing to jot it all down.

"I must make an amendment to part 1. If you wish to add some spice to your insulting of Kakarott, you may say Kakarott, you third class baka! Got that?"

Trunks smirked.

"Now, on to part 4. Yamcha. Simply ignore the moron. Dont give him the time of day. However, if you see that he is annoying that Woman, then feel free to kick the crap out of him. It's fun, I've done it a number of times. Part 5. Tien. He has three eyes. Always remember that fact."

"Why is that important?" Trunks asked, "I mean, I knows he has three eyes."

"I dont KNOW why its important," Vegeta said, "But it is. Pop quiz, boy. What do you say if something goes wrong?"

Trunks cleared his throat. "CURSE YOU, KAKAROTT! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

"GOOD BOY! Say it with more MEANING!"

"CURSE YOU, KAKAROTT! YOU THIRD CLASS BAKA, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

"Perfect. Youre getting it now! On to part 6. Piccolo. He's green. If you need to make an insult, no matter what the case is, make sure you include that in there. When talking to him on a somewhat personable level, call him Namek or Green Man from Outer Space. That makes him angry."

"Thats very cliché," Trunks commented.

"I know. On to Part 7."

"How many parts are there?" Trunks asked, his hand hurting.

"771. Since we only have a year, I doubt I'll be able to get that far. However, it seems as if you're improving nicely. Anyhow, the last 213 parts are just advanced cases."

At the end of the year

"... and part 771. What to do if Kakarott invites you to a retirement party in Canada with ten pink penguins doing disco, and Kakarott's brat limboing on the beach wearing pinstripes while Dancing in the Moonlight plays in the background. First, blow up the penguins. They're pink, and therefore an affront to your Saiya-jin pride. In fact, all life on Earth is an affront to Saiya-jin pride, because Kakarott, curse his name for all eternity, was supposed to have obliterated it years ago!!"

"True," Trunks said in a Vegeta-like voice, "Kakarott is a complete and total failure and deserves to be punished severely! Just like in part 621, What to do if you find Kakarott to be at your mercy!"

"Good boy, you have been paying attention! Next, you follow the basic rules of a party outlined in part 2 letter C, Always be antisocial, and complain at least five times an hour. When leaving, be sure to insult his clothes, and the menu, and don't forget to make a rude comment about his wife's hairstyle. Kakarott's brat, who is limboing, should immediately be mocked severely. If the opportunity arises, pour whatever beverage you are drinking onto his pinstripes, and trip him when he is going under the limbo bar." Vegeta closed his textbook. "Well, I didnt think we would make it, but we did!"

"Of course we made it. We are Saiya-jin, and therefore superior, as quoted in part 457 Letter G, Why Saiya-jin are better than everyone else, except Kakarott and/or Kakarrott's brat, who are lowlier than the lowliest slime in the universe."

"Good boy! You were paying attention!"

"Of course. I feel completely awakened to the world, like new paths have opened in my brain! I can't wait to get out so I can gloat to Kakarott, his brat, and see that woman again. What was her name?"

"Nothing important." Vegeta said, swelling with pride. "She is, after all, a mere human, and therefore inferior, as quoted in..."

"Part 457 Letter G!" They said in unison.

"She might not even be alive anymore. I mean, the chances of those losers lasting an entire day without us around to defend them aren't very good." Trunks pointed out.

"True. Well, let's go out and gloat. And dont forget to smirk!" Vegeta said.

"Of course I wouldn't forget to smirk, Father," Trunks said, closing his third notebook, "As stated in part 456 letter E, A true Saiya-jin must always smirk, in order to make the enemy feel inferior, which of course they are."

A tear fell from Vegeta's eye. "That's my boy," he said fondly as he opened the door. He walked out first. "Why, hello Kakarott! It seems that I have surpassed you, yet again! There is no need for you to go in there at all, for I can destroy Cell by myself. However, if you wish to make yourself useful, be sure to lick Trunk's boots and close the door after he leaves. After I get some Saiya-jin armor from that woman, I will leave to defeat Cell! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Gohan sighed, Some things never change, then Trunks walked out. His hair was considerably spikier, and he had an evil smirk on his face.

"Why, hello Kakarott! It seems that my father has surpassed you, yet again! There is no need for you to go in there at all, for he can destroy Cell by himself. And if by some miracle, which will be entirely your fault, Cell defeats my father, I, Trunks, Prince of ALL Saiyans, shall destroy him in his stead. However, if you wish to make yourself useful, be sure to lick my boots and close the door after I leave. After I get some Saiya-jin armor from that woman, I will leave to watch my father defeat Cell! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Then he flew off.

Goku looked a little scared. What on Earth happened to them?

THE END

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