Author's Note: The following is a silly Death Match fic based on a boiling rivalry between two characters. All characters and copyrights belong to the owners of the anime. Senshis and Dragons belong to Lady Ravana and Lord Dragonblood. But Sigmaus belongs to me, so don’t steal him unless you ask me!! Be for warned this contains funny
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Johnny: What happens when a horse dances with a crystal demon? And what happens when two magi duke it out for a mystery prize? Find out on Celebrity Death Match!
Johnny: I’m Johnny Gomez
Nick: And I’m Nice Diamond and this is!
Johnny and Nick: Celebrity Death Match!
Johnny: Tonight we have a twisted set of matches tonight for you!
Nick: That’s right, in our first match, we have Pegasus, Helios’s favorite stead versus the Mana Beast Killa!
Johnny: Then it’s on to the main event, when Helios goes toe to toe with Sigmaus for a mystery prize that even we don’t know!
Nick: But first, our first match Pegasus goes up against Killa, a Mana Beast!
Johnny: Well, these two have just hated each other even since they seen each other, no question about it!
Nick: Well, it looks like the two are ready! Let’s see what these guys can do!
In the ring
Mills Lane: Alright you beasts! Obey my commands at all times! Let’s get it on!
Pegasus: *hops around to the center of the ring* Why don’t we be friends about this and plays some cards?
Killa: Not a chance fool! *Jumps at Pegasus and starts mauling him*
Pegasus: Ow! Your hurting me!
Killa: That’s the point of it all! *Eats Pegasus whole letting the blood hitting the crowd*
In the booth
Nick: My good god! I’ve never seen that much beef being eaten in my life! I think I’m gonna be sick! *Tries to hold in his lunch*
Johnny: Good thing that was just the first match, the main event is gonna be great
Nick: And hopefully not as short!
Johnny: But before we go to that main fight, there has been some bad blood over these two guys for years!
Nick: Ever since day 1 of their magi training Sigmaus and Helios have always tried to one up the other!
Johnny: But their not only fighting for pride here you know, I been given the ok to say what these two people are fighting for… *opens up a sealed letter* Holy crap! Nick, you gotta see this!
Nick: What is it now? *Looks over at the letter to see a picture of Chibi Usa* That is one cute doll! But why are you showing me this?
Johnny: Because this is what those two are fighting for! That woman’s love!
Nick: No wonder why they both agreed! This must be a part of the rivalry!
Johnny: They both must be in love with this woman….. Some one’s going to die that’s for sure!
Nick: Yeah, and they will after these messages! A stupid ad airs… nothing good to say about it…
Nick: And we’re back!
Johnny: And now, for an in-depth look at the upcoming match, we have here with us the one person who’s thought actually matter for this fight…
Nick: Please welcome The Princess Lady Serenity, Chibi Usa! The crowd cheers wildly as Chibi Usa makes her way to the booth
Johnny: Thank you for gracing us with your entrance, Lady Usa
Chibi Usa: Why thank you Mr….
Johnny: Johnny Gomez and this one here is Nick Diamond…
Nick: Nice to meet ya!
Johnny: You know why you got called down here right?
Chibi Usa: No clue… Something about a fight over me….
Johnny: You could say that I guess..
Nick: Or maybe what you heard was that Helios and Sigmaus were going into a no holds barred fight to the death for your love?
Chibi Usa: Really? Well, that’s kinda sweet, but I thought they settled this…
Johnny: If there’re here ready to kill each other on National TV, they didn’t settle anything!
Nick: So, who would you pick? Sigmaus or Helios?
Chibi Usa: Helios does have that kawaii Pegasus but he’s kinda of a baby about stuff like romance. On the other hand…
Johnny: Yeah?
Chibi Usa: Sigmaus has always been worried about my safety since he got here but he does have a hot temper, but the Lighting teleport spell is real cool though!
Nick: So? How would you be rooting for? Helios or Sigmaus?
Chibi Usa: Uh.. well, my vote would be…
Johnny: I’m sorry Lady Usa but we have gotten word that the main event is ready!
Chibi Usa: I guess I’ll watch then..
Nick: It’s gonna be one hell of a match too!
Johnny: Quiet you! The match is starting!
In the ring
Johnny: In the red corner, weighing in at 175 pounds, the conjurer of magic: Sigmaus!
The crowd cheers wildly as Sigmaus waves to the crowd!
Johnny: And in the blue corner, weighing in at 208 pounds: The only (and best by default) magi-priest in Elysion: Helios!
The crowd cheers loudly for Helios as he waves. The two walk to the middle to the lanes
Mills Lane: Because of the potential for mass murder, do not use any magic of any kind! Now let’s get it on!
Helios: I’m going to make sure that you don’t reveal anything bad about me again! Sick him Pegasus!
An awkward slience..
Helios: What the hell happened to my horse?
In the back alley of the arena
Killa: BBBUUURRRPPPPP!!!
Back in the ring
Helios: Oh my god! He killed Pegasus, the b-
Sigmaus: That’s enough out of you! Slugs *Helios before he curses!*
Helios: Y-You hit me!
Sigmaus: Yeah that’s kinda the point here! jumps on *Helios and starts punching his face*
Johnny: Oh! That had to sting!
Nick: I wouldn’t want to be Helios now at a time like this!
Chibi Usa: COME ON SIGMAUS!! FINISH HIM ALREADY!!
Johnny and Nick: *both are stunned to speak a word*
Helios: ‘No! Lady Usa doesn’t like me!!!’ No!!! *begins slugging Sigmaus to an end of an ring*
Sigmaus: Hey, you know what?
Helios: What?
Sigmaus: No one would want to clean up after a man and a horse if they marry someone!
Helios: Why you! Pegasus is dead because of that son of a b---h in the alley!
Sigmaus: *kicks Helios in the ‘mini me’ area* Well, you can talk big but you can’t back it up!
Helios: Mercy… PLEASE!!
Sigmaus: Let me think about that….. Nah! *Starts beating up Helios, then slams him on the turnbuckles, then gives him a taste of a steel chair!*
Nick: Holy crap! Why did Helios fall for that trick?
Johnny: And why did Chibi Usa root for Sigmaus?
Chibi Usa: Well, I… *blushes*
Nick: I’m not going to think about the possiblities now!
Johnny: Same here!
Sigmaus: *ties Helios’s neck on a rope after beating him up* Have any last words?
Helios: Bite me!
Sigmaus: Nah, I’m not that hungry! *Starts hammering Helios around the arena, smacking around and getting rid of his various body parts!*
The Crowd: *cheer as the blood rains on them and people getting smacked by Helios’s body*
Chibi Usa: SIGMAUS, YOU DID IT! *Runs up to the arena*
Sigmaus: *stops flinging around Helios* Hi there Chibi Usa, it looks like you got something to say….
Helios’s body: *crashes into the stands*
Chibi Usa: *Tackles into Sigmaus*
Sigmaus: Chibi Usa, what are you do-*trips on soda can* The two land on the floor with Chibi Usa on top of each other!?
Chibi Usa: What I wanna say doesn’t involve talking! *Kisses him passionately*
Sigmaus: *returns the kiss and goes into a little kissy thing* ‘I like this already!’
Sigmaus: Uh… Chibi Usa?
Chibi Usa: Yeah?
Sigmaus: *wraps his arm around her waist* Maybe we should somewhere a bit more private?
Chibi Usa: Ok! *She smiles as the two walk out of the arena… and well….. Two and two can be put together right?*
In the booth
Nick:… Ok…. This is very odd!
Johnny: Yeah, but that’s the fight card for the night!
Nick: So from us here at Celebrity Death Match: Good Fight.
Johnny: Good Night!
THE END
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